we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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