So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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