yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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