I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
