Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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