love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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