you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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