Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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