I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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