Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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