I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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