so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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