can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
