I'm lost and stupid without you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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