There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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