Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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