Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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