My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
