so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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