Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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