I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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