dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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