eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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