he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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