Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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