I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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