This is not my ceiling
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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