pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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