I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
