My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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