Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
