I want to have your abortion
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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