there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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