question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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