I'm eating all of the evidence.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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