Do you still have your period?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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