she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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