I think my vagina is haunted
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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