I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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