I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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