I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
