Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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