So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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