he wants to bone in the snuggie
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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