every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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