i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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