I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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