we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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