Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
my poor anus
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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