I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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