Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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